Zohall Mercer 

Zohall Mercer is a fictional Character based on the Resident Evil video Game universe. Created by fiction writer 'EZB', he was 14 years old, living in an Orphanage inside Raccoon City on the Day Leon Kennedy arrives. He and the New police officer eventually befriend each other and remain so even after Umbrella's demise years later.
He is seen first in EZB's Hellsing War Chronicles, a cross-over with Resident Evil and the Anime Hellsing, he and Leon Kennedy join forces with the Hellsing Organization six years after their first meeting.
Zohall Mercer has many talents that are slowly revealed throughout the story ranging from Humanly unrealistic speeds, incredible swordsmanship, spiritual powers, and other hidden abilities. It is hypothesized that his sword, Gleam, has something to do with these abilities.

"Looks like I found a good way of getting myself killed." Zohall Mercer on employment with Hellsing.

“Let’s find out how good you are at dodging bullets, asshole.” Zohall Mercer, fighting Alucard for the first time.

“I’ll need all that money from this job just for life-long therapy.” Zohall Mercer, furious about being forced to cross-dress.

“I don’t respond well to threats." Zohall Mercer, fighting a sorceress.

Zohall Mercer by The_EZB March 7, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012