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A mythical beast whose spirit occasionally inhabits select people who've had too many drinks. Once Zleem has inhabited someone, the person's new goal for the foreseeable future is sabotaging absolutely everything they are capable of including themself. Zleem is irrational, deceitful and poly amorous. Zleem only knows one thing and that is destroying relationships.
Everything you knew about your friend over there went out the window 3 beers ago. Zleem has arrived. You can pick up your friend and what is left of their dignity at a bail bondsman in the morning.
Zleem by davisj3537 January 8, 2014
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a popular colloqialism used in the south pacific to describe graphs or charts of little or no meaning. usually they appear with no title, axis, or scale. picture a diagonal line on a piece of paper.
marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
zeeman by olle olsen September 22, 2006
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Zleem • zaeem • zeem • zeeman • zelem • Zlee • zleep • Zaeema • Zaeemah • zaeemer
a degenerate that is 150 centimeters and does not have a life
hey everyone, look how short zreem is compared to this car
zreem by fishyykingyy January 7, 2022

Zaeem Johnson

a cool guy that sadly cannot pronounce Seoul
Girls named Zeemal are some of the most amazing and
beautiful girls you will ever met they are very nice, smart, funny, cute, fun to be around, gorgeous, and extremely sexy. They have extremely beautiful and amazing eyes, They are very truthful and generous to the people they love and very trustworthy. once met they will steal your heat and you will fall in love with them when you are in love with them you will love them more then anything and you will never let any happen to them and will do anything for them so they can be happy you're love for them will become infinite they are just too amazing, they can sometimes be "sassy." But it in there nature but it's the cutest thing you will ever see They enjoy spending time on the joking around with friends and having fun most Zeemal's have allergies. They have a life expectancy of 85+ years.
Zeemal is the most amazing and beautiful girl I have ever met.
Zeemal by You're prince September 23, 2012
Zaeem is the SEXIEST, HANDSOMEST person alive. Best Brown Boy and will eventually steal your gurl. Best taste in music and has lines of white girls at his door. Likes oral.
My girl seems to have disappeared... Looks like Zaeem took her.
A sexy boy who has a whole cult deticated to him. He is asexual which means he will not surrender his penis to anybody. A Zelem is freakishly tall and has thin sexy legs. He is also an anime god.
Wow see that zelem over there?!?
zelem by yRWeHeRe October 8, 2018
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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