A mythical beast whose spirit occasionally inhabits select people who've had too many drinks. Once Zleem has inhabited someone, the person's new goal for the foreseeable future is sabotaging absolutely everything they are capable of including themself. Zleem is irrational, deceitful and poly amorous. Zleem only knows one thing and that is destroying relationships.
Everything you knew about your friend over there went out the window 3 beers ago. Zleem has arrived. You can pick up your friend and what is left of their dignity at a bail bondsman in the morning.
by davisj3537 January 8, 2014
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marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
by olle olsen September 22, 2006
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beautiful girls you will ever met they are very nice, smart, funny, cute, fun to be around, gorgeous, and extremely sexy. They have extremely beautiful and amazing eyes, They are very truthful and generous to the people they love and very trustworthy. once met they will steal your heat and you will fall in love with them when you are in love with them you will love them more then anything and you will never let any happen to them and will do anything for them so they can be happy you're love for them will become infinite they are just too amazing, they can sometimes be "sassy." But it in there nature but it's the cutest thing you will ever see They enjoy spending time on the joking around with friends and having fun most Zeemal's have allergies. They have a life expectancy of 85+ years.
beautiful girls you will ever met they are very nice, smart, funny, cute, fun to be around, gorgeous, and extremely sexy. They have extremely beautiful and amazing eyes, They are very truthful and generous to the people they love and very trustworthy. once met they will steal your heat and you will fall in love with them when you are in love with them you will love them more then anything and you will never let any happen to them and will do anything for them so they can be happy you're love for them will become infinite they are just too amazing, they can sometimes be "sassy." But it in there nature but it's the cutest thing you will ever see They enjoy spending time on the joking around with friends and having fun most Zeemal's have allergies. They have a life expectancy of 85+ years.
by You're prince September 23, 2012
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