lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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zero turn

The act of using one tongue to please a women's vagina and anus simultaneously.
Jessica is so fine i'd give her a zero turn on the first night.
by la A-town January 07, 2011
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