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Zebulun: A boy who's name means "To exault". A boy who brings joy to most everything he comes in contact with. A boy who knows what to do and when to do it and listens and cares for people with every iota of integrity he can possibly have. A boy who is stubborn but always as sweet as chocolate berry wine. A boy who deserves better than the best! A boy who deserves a girl who will treat him right, make him laugh when he's sad, a girl who could lay under the stars with him all night and think that not even every star combined can be more beautiful than his eyes.

A boy named Zebulun is a handsome, adorable, hot, sweet boy who isn't afraid to do things and doesn't think that crying makes you any less of a man. A boy who would joyfully dive in front of a bullet if it meant saving the woman he loves.

Zebulun…A boy who lives up to the title his woman/girl will gave him…A.K.A. Mi Vida ("My life" in Spanish".).

Zebulun: the person who is gentleman-like, loving, and the real definition of what love really is.
Zebulun is mi vida. I could never live anything or anyone more than I love him!
Zebulun by keelykittyk May 14, 2011

ZT - Zebular Tension

An abreviation for Zebular Tension, which when translated from Arabic it becomes Penile Tension.

Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.

ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.

Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.

- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Yo man, I went to the party last night and it was a bunch of man’s suffering high ZT, I left.

You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.

Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
ZT - Zebular Tension by Momomandem February 19, 2022
(Noun) A man/boy who respects other people and women, is very attractive, and one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet! His qualities generally include:
•Respectfulness
•Care
•Love
•Sensitivity
•Cuteness
•Smartness
•Sexyness
•Craziness
•Good Personality
•Outgoing

He is not afraid to act stupid or admit to sensitive stuff and he is nice to everybody. He is the type of boy you can't help but to love!!!
Zebulun! He's my 'mi vida'! I love him!
Zebulun by mividaskitty May 17, 2011
A sexy beast person (usualy with a rather large penis). Ussualy a skinny white boy, but can also extend into the larger range of persons. Also Zeb for short.
Have you meet that new guy Zebulon?

Yeah, Shara says his junk is huge!
Zebulon by nebbie September 10, 2007
A moment of extreme ignorance and/or confusion almost simultaneously followed by a gloriously epic epiphany of some sort.
"Wait Jakie, you're telling me girls don't adore kung-fu movies for their anniversaries?"

"WOW NICK OF COURSE NOT!"

"So girls like diamonds, shoes, clothes, and stuffed animals?"

"Yes, EXACTLY!"

"Well thats shallow."

"Were a shallow race"

"I just had a zeblanc moment; girls are a shallow race who only like shoes, clothes, stuffed animals, and diamonds."
zeblanc by Zabrackis January 15, 2008

Zebular Albert South 

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player
Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.