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zantzing
Zantzing-to zantz- verb- To complain about fifty things all at once for an allotted amount of time. Can be compared to an old Jewish grandmother who lost her purse at the flea market.
kid 1: yo bro you wanna smoke a blunt?
kid 2: no man i dont smoke anymore and i have to get food and i have to do laundry and i have to give birth and i have to do homework and i have to study for a test and i have to watch the jets and i have to jerk off mark sanchez and i have bad grades. i dont have time to "smoke a blunt" kid 1: bro quit "zantzing" around i dont have time for your shit.
kid 2: no man i dont smoke anymore and i have to get food and i have to do laundry and i have to give birth and i have to do homework and i have to study for a test and i have to watch the jets and i have to jerk off mark sanchez and i have bad grades. i dont have time to "smoke a blunt" kid 1: bro quit "zantzing" around i dont have time for your shit.
zantzing by falltwothousandten December 10, 2010
zanghi
Zanthrox
The god of lasers. A laser god. A big fricken Pterodactyl that flies around shooting lasers out of its eyes. Screeching loudly before destroying those in front of u.
zanchies
Yo last night I had the zanchies so hard I woke up at like 3 am randomly and ate a full bag of doritos a quart of icecream and passed back out
zanchies by TheFlyingToaster January 7, 2017
zantia
Zantia is such an amazing person with that look that just makes you want to burst out smiling. She is a mysterious person and no one really knows what she thinking, she always has a trail of boys running after her.
zantia by For the fam May 29, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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