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nickname of Zach Randolph, current Clippers non-savior.
"Imagine being trapped in one of those big hospital elevators with eight other people. One of them pulls his pants down and just starts going to the bathroom -- not No. 1 but No. 2. At that specific moment, the doors open for the next floor. How fast would everyone else in the elevator flee for the door? Lightning-fast, right? Like, Usain Bolt-level fast, right? That was the entire stadium after Z-Bo's air ball. He basically took a dump on the 3-point line."
-Bill Simmons
Z-Bo by turk_turkleton March 11, 2009
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slang for "zombie" or reanimated human life
dude, these Z-Bo's are so fun to shoot at.
Z-Bo by girl.u.kno.I-I-I February 2, 2009
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An individual that has questionable humor that only the individual with the humor thinks it is funny.

Z-Bo by AJ LeMoine December 10, 2007
a term of endearment towards a fellow friend. Used by adding "Bone" to the initial of the persons first name
Jimmy: Hey buddy
Pete: Hey J-Bone

(A-Z Bone)
A-Z Bone by LaurenceLipski October 7, 2007

Z-Boomer 

An insufferable internet troll who only exists to tell everyone to shrinkwrap their dinosaur reconstructions and tell people to kill themselves if they don't.
Someone just said that Tyrannosaurus couldn't have lips.
Ah, let me guess, a Z-Boomer?
Z-Boomer by W3LC0M3 March 9, 2022
a boy who loves listening to vintage music and watching vintage movies and acts like a crackhead. they are very quirky and love wearing nike trainers
omg zak is such a z-boy, he listens to vintage music and he's such a crackhead
z-boy by nicolekyra October 18, 2019

La-Z-boy ferret crunch 

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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