"Imagine being trapped in one of those big hospital elevators with eight other people. One of them pulls his pants down and just starts going to the bathroom -- not No. 1 but No. 2. At that specific moment, the doors open for the next floor. How fast would everyone else in the elevator flee for the door? Lightning-fast, right? Like, Usain Bolt-level fast, right? That was the entire stadium after Z-Bo's air ball. He basically took a dump on the 3-point line."
-Bill Simmons
-Bill Simmons
by turk_turkleton March 11, 2009
by girl.u.kno.I-I-I February 3, 2009
An individual that has questionable humor that only the individual with the humor thinks it is funny.
by AJ LeMoine November 14, 2007