Z-Bo

nickname of Zach Randolph, current Clippers non-savior.

"Imagine being trapped in one of those big hospital elevators with eight other people. One of them pulls his pants down and just starts going to the bathroom -- not No. 1 but No. 2. At that specific moment, the doors open for the next floor. How fast would everyone else in the elevator flee for the door? Lightning-fast, right? Like, Usain Bolt-level fast, right? That was the entire stadium after Z-Bo's air ball. He basically took a dump on the 3-point line."
-Bill Simmons

by turk_turkleton March 11, 2009

Z-Bo

slang for "zombie" or reanimated human life

dude, these Z-Bo's are so fun to shoot at.

by girl.u.kno.I-I-I February 2, 2009

Z-Bo

An individual that has questionable humor that only the individual with the humor thinks it is funny.

Dylan S. is such a Z-Bo.

by AJ LeMoine December 10, 2007

A-Z Bone

a term of endearment towards a fellow friend. Used by adding "Bone" to the initial of the persons first name

Jimmy: Hey buddy
Pete: Hey J-Bone

(A-Z Bone)

by LaurenceLipski October 7, 2007

Z-Boomer

An insufferable internet troll who only exists to tell everyone to shrinkwrap their dinosaur reconstructions and tell people to kill themselves if they don't.

Someone just said that Tyrannosaurus couldn't have lips.
Ah, let me guess, a Z-Boomer?

by W3LC0M3 March 9, 2022

z-boy

a boy who loves listening to vintage music and watching vintage movies and acts like a crackhead. they are very quirky and love wearing nike trainers

omg zak is such a z-boy, he listens to vintage music and he's such a crackhead

by nicolekyra October 18, 2019

La-Z-boy ferret crunch

The #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?

WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.

HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.

(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)

HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...

OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006