Yupeng

n-
1. Any organism lacking cognitive ability who can do the complicated (without understanding it) but entirely misses the obvious
2. A klutz

v-
1. To flatten the forehead, usually with a large blunt object

adj-
1. Of or pertaining to Yupeng
2. Stupefyingly idiotic

Related Words: Yupenguin, Yupium, Yupain
Related Forms (unused, see forms of Yupenguin): Yupenate, Yupenize, Yupengly

n-
Alex: "Haha, look over there; it's a yupeng."
Steven: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Alex: "That guy, right over there!" *points to open area with a few people scattered around*
Steven: *squints round eyes to form chinky eyes* "I don't see anything..."
Alex: "You know, the thing that spreads a stupifying drug when it's around you..."
Steven: *takes a second to realize that a yupeng is being referred to and suddenly sees it among the crowd* "OH WHOA! Holy shit, I couldn't see him because he was sideways!"

v-
"Ow, that door just yupenged me! Why didn't you tell me it was closing?"

adj-
"Whoa, its a Yupeng sticker."
"Whoa, I just had a yupeng moment!"

by SITeorist October 12, 2006

Cincinnati Yuengling

A Cincinnati Yuengling is where the waiter serving a draft beer brewed in another country, state or city takes the tip of his penis and rubs it around the rim of the glass to a patron who is disparaging the local craft beers

Tony didn't like the customer saying his micro brewery beer sucked so he took his penis out and gave him a Cincinnati Yuengling

by KFWA August 6, 2014

Yuengling

Awesome beer that orginated in 1829, back in a small city in Pennsylvania, called Pottsville, it's the oldest brewry. thank goodness for the cave underneath the building. or their would be no Yuengling today. (because of the Prohibition)

Pottsville, PA..visit and take the tour of the brewry..

by rachel January 8, 2005

Yuengling

Along with Sam Adams, Amstel and Miller Genuine Draft, Yuengling is proof that America is capable of making a great beer. Beats the shit out of Heineken.

I'm not a cheap, stupid hick, so let's grab a case of Yuengling instead of Budweiser tonight.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005

Yuengling

America's oldest brewery, its namesake lager is one of the tastiest every concocted.

It's not true that Yuengling can be found "only near Philly." It can be found all over PA, other states throughout the Northeast, Florida, and North Carolina. Believe it or not, Yuengling is actually the nation's fifth largest brewery.

For more info, check out www.inc.com/magazine/20040701/yuengling.html

See also: lager

Yuengling is far superior to Samuel Adams.

by j0e March 29, 2005

Yuenglish

The language one speaks after consuming too many Yuengling beers.

"After the second pitcher of Yuengling, Rob was speaking utter Yuenglish"

by Ben Himschoot May 9, 2006

Yuengling

The rights to the name "Oldest brewery in America"(The United States of America) were won in a court decision when representatives of Molson challenged the name. Actually originated in a smaller town in New York, after a few moves, it ended up in Pottsville, PA. Where you will find more people who prefer Yuengling Premium over Lager and its only $10 and a handfull of change for a case of PC's - Premium cans. The proper way to drink this beer is by the traditional means of the teenagers of its hometown. Bush party style, or bonfire for you inferiors. Only thing better than sitting around a fire with your best friends and a cold Yuengling in your hand is sitting around a fire with your best friends and double-fisting it.

PS - We also call "Kegs" Barrels. Get used to it.

Yo chuck, wanna take a half barrel of yuengling up to the rope swing tonight?

by Bruce McMurtrie December 18, 2005