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How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.
"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.
by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021
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The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.
you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.
by Manamanah March 29, 2009
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you’re welcome is a longer and more formal use of the term “fuck off”.

not many people use the term “you’re welcome” anymore which is why most people nowadays may not know what it means, which could be the reason why you are here; many people also may want to know the real meaning of the term “fuck off” as it what most people use these days to reply to someone after saying thank you, that could also be why you’re here.

it can be used in so many ways, for example
megan: thank you!
you: you’re welcome!
by dylan obrien is hot December 11, 2021
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A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.
by Bobby billy fubbernuck March 11, 2018
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A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.
Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
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A commonly used phrase in America, specifically the midwest
by Some dumb ass lmao February 25, 2018
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When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.
You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi
by Gramma nazi June 7, 2015
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