You tie a long piece of rope (preferably 40+ feet) to your penis and tie the other end to the collar of your dog. You then grab a bone, stick, ball etc, go out in to an open field and throw it as far as you can.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Cletus and I took old Misty out in the field and did the Yorktown yank the other day. My dick fell off.
by Meerkat79 March 30, 2017
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