Yooper Haller

Yoop·per Hall·er / yo͞opər hôller/
Noun

1. A resident of the pike house who has never lived outside the upper hall.
2. Someone with a redneck complex. A redneck complex can be defined as anyone who meets at least 3 of the following criteria:
a. Owns a gun
b. Has camouflage paraphernalia in their car (as if the deer is going to see them in the car).
c. Does not recognize PBR as a hipster beer.
d. Arranges for their daughter (current or future) to be baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway.
e. Wishes they were from the south
f. Listens to country music
g. Watches Nascar
3. Meets the criteria for point one and typically responds to any comment with a smart-ass remark.
4. Spends more time in the gym getting big than actually dominating sports.

I fucking hate those damn yooper hallers.

Justin-"Cam just got back from shooting and is about to go to the gym with Kellen. He want's to know if you want to go to Gander Mountain."
Tyler-"Fucking Yooper Hallers"

Rob-"Blake just got camo floor mats for his jeep."
Gabe-"And he says he isnt a yooper haller"

Andrew-"Kellen says he doesnt ever want to live downstairs."
Joe-"You guys need to get him to live in the sub, he is turning into a serious yooper haller."

Yooper Haller by Jpayne September 7, 2011