A Yooper Cooler is an ingenious device first devised by the native peoples of Michigan'
s Upper Peninsula. The 'First
People' of The Big North Woods first used it as a way of preserving food during the
long winter months, now they are constructed as a economical way for Yoopers to keep their PBR cold.
The Yooper Cooler is constructed with a large pile of
snow packed down and frozen by the UP's freezing temps. Shelves are constructed inside for accomidation of
beer, bier, lager, ales, IPAs, Dopplebocks, and Pilsners. Many variations can be found throught Big
Snow Country, and generally vary based on region, culture, and
BAC at time of construction.
Not to be confused with the inferior Canadian Refrigerator. Which is a similar yet completely flawed version, just like the country it shares its name with.
Toivo-"Whats that big pile of
snow outside?"
Aino- " Oh thats the Yooper Cooler, eh."
Toivo-"So youse guys biult one already
dis winter,hey"
Aino- "Oh yea. Dountcha knowse its gonna be a big
snow year"
Ray- " Whats that? Your Canadian Refrigerator outside"
John-" No way Hose Head!" "thats a Yooper Cooler, Hooser!"
