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Yongo is a game originating from St Francis College Crestmead it comes from a village from Africa and is highly contagious but only 1 person can have it at a time. to become immune to this disease you have to sit down on a chair or object but can only remain on it for 10 seconds. yongo can be smelled from a far distance and people who once had the disease are referred to as yongo villagers.
student1:yo who has yongo?
student2: i think jeff has it

student1: oh yea, here he comes
yongo by Hey_0-_-) July 28, 2019
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KMAG YOYO 

Kiss My Ass Goodbye. You're On Your Own.
A-list Actor Storms Off Set; Tells Director: KMAG YOYO!
KMAG YOYO by wordsmitten11 December 13, 2010
Related Words
Yon'yo • yon-yon • Yon Yonsoning • yoyo • yonko • yoyoer • yanyo • Yono • youyou • Yokyo
Abbreviation for: you only say YOLO once
Because of how incredibly gay the acronym YOLO is, you're only allowed to say it once in your life. Yosyo however can be said as much as you like. It's a thing.
Guy 1: Dude did you end up setting off those fireworks in your bathroom last night??

Guy 2: Yeah mate, YOSYO!!!
Yosyo by thomyorkeandtheradioheads January 27, 2013

Yoyo-ing a turd 

Constantly trying to hold in a turd so that it reminds you of a yoyo
Where's your toilet? I've been yoyo-ing a turd for an hour now

Yonzo Hat 

A New Era Fitted cap that instead of being like the one's the players wear, is completely decked out with a collage of logos turned around which way, about 4 logos per square inch, A vareity of crazy colors that usually never match, holograms, pictures of dragons, etc.

Derived from the word Yonzo, somone who is a connoisseur of the style and rocks Yonzo hats/sweaters/shoes/tees constantly and is proud to rock the Y0nz label.
Wow, where'd you get that Yonzo hat.

Fuck, I went into West 49 and all the fucking have these days are yonzo hats and shoes.

"Don't fucking call me Yonzo."
Yonzo Hat by Yonz Affiliate July 20, 2008

yoyo inspector 

a psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric social worker or anyone employed in the mental health field who counsels anyone with a psychiatric diagnosis or emotional problem.
According to my yoyo inspector, diabetes and chronic pain can cause depression.
yoyo inspector by Ruby Slippers February 18, 2010

yoyo dozing 

The practice of bouncing, much like a yoyo, into and out of sleep. A yoyo dozer wakes quickly, and goes back to sleep just as quickly. It can be a way to pass time if bored, but yoyo dozing can sometimes leave you feeling dazed, sleepy, and oddly tired once you get up.
"Either sleep or get up, stop yoyo dozing."
yoyo dozing by defiantdefiner April 13, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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