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Yomch is a word that is used to describe the action of eating something very loudly. Slurping and weird noises like slmmchh and scommm may be heard.

Definition 2: Yomch is a stupid word yelled by a certain group of weird teenagers.
Person A: Wow, you suck, dude.
Person B: Wow, shut up before I yomch you.
Yomch by BGP123 July 13, 2018
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1.To fail utterly at everything in life. (referenced to Yamcha failing at everything in the anime series Dragonball Z)

2. To have a brief successful start, followed by non-stop fail

3. To build up expectations, only to have them dashed against a stone by constant fail.

4. No matter what you do, you fail.

5. When your best attack is the Wolf Fang Fist.

6. When you peak at the beginning of life.
I was the valedictorian in high school, but i totally Yamcha'd when I got to college.

Kel Mitchell (from Kenan and Kel) totally Yamcha'd his acting career.

The day I was born was the best day of my life. After that, I just Yamcha'd
Yamcha'd by DinoDavid March 26, 2012
Related Words
yomchuoy Yomch Youch Yoach Yamcha yotch Yoichi Yoochun Youche youchube
A versatile term used to describe an idiot or an idiot move, sometimes used affectionately between friends or insulting others while highkey judging them. It can be jokingly used or seriously offensive.
An idiot
My friend Paul just spent 300 bucks on a ripped tee. What a yoach.

Look at those hooligans over there, messing with the water fountain. Yoaches! The principal is right there!
Yoach by mello yello January 17, 2019

Youchother

“I’m so glad that we finally got to meet youchother!”
“Are you five.”
Youchother by Cowboy_ December 31, 2021

Youchube 

A. It's youchube
B. No it's youtoob
A. Bloody Yank
Youchube by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017
'Yomah' is a fucking sick cunt who gets a little bit rowdy when he is on the piss, and will go out of his comfort zone and make the night enjoyable for every one around him.
When Dave got his yomah on he became the life of the party, throwing a fist in the air and shouting "YOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAH!" at the top of his lungs.
yomah by pango ure December 19, 2013

YouChewb 

Thomas: Oi have you seen Tommyinnit's new YouChewb Video
Larry:Yea, super funny innit.
YouChewb by BruhMomentHalo November 6, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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