A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.
My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.

Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!

Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.
by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017
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