The coolest most handsomest man you will ever find! If you ever get the chance to meet a Yoarmerby, you bet your ass you're going to marry him and spend the rest of your life waking up in his muscular arms. Yoarmerby's are referred to as Melvin or more commonly, God of Sex, by most women. Yoarmerby's are super nice but can be a little arrogant and/or egotistic at times. You may find yourself wanting to hang a Yoarmerby because he always thinks he's right, but be patient with him because eventually he'll realize that he's never right. If you are lucky enough to meet a Yoarmbery, hold on to him tight and never let him go. And trust me, once he has a hold of you, he'll never let you go either. You'll often find yourself staring into his eyes thinking, "damn....I can't wait to make babies with this sexy Dominican." He'll probably ask you why you're staring at him creepily and you'll just say that you love him with all your heart meaning, "fuck me already." Sex with a Yoarmerby is indescribable. Let's

put it this way, once you go Yoarmbery, you'll never go back. Sex with a Yoarmerby is out of this world. So passionate, so amazing, so unforgettable. You often find yourself fantasizing about Yoarmerby and as soon as he gets home, you pull down his pants and suck on your most favorite thing in the world. Yoarmerby's are so nice and caring and you know that they will always be there to protect you. They are so patient and forgiving. If you ever encounter one, never let him go.
"Yo! Who was that sexy Domincan who just walked by?!" "Oh, that was Yoarmerby."

"My boyfriend just broke up with me. I wish the perfect guy existed." "He does. His name is Yoarmerby."

"OMG! I just had sex with the most amazing man ever! I finished so many times! I'm sad I didn't catch his name though." "That was definitely Yoarmerby. Girl, be lucky that was the only thing you didn't catch."
by Whyareallthesenamestaken? December 31, 2019
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