A mythical creature who has an undying love for his master and slavery. Can be found in the caves of the land of Noobium with his 45 children and wife. He resembles a troll and has an extremely hunched back and has no feeling in his left leg, causing him to drag it across the floor as he walks. He enjoys serving his master and his master's guests and can be found eating toilet paper and pennies in his spare time. His favorite chore is fetching hentai and anime DVDs for his master.

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