marley he is very strong and hairy , he is a big cock and has no friends ( fake friends) he knows no one likes him but his left toe, he eats hoovers and drinks lots of milk so his bones are big and strong, and he lovess James Charleses make up pallet, aslo he does mad roids and he loves asbestos in his eyes
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by bigbumbob November 4, 2021
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Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.
by Fitueys November 12, 2021
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Someone who you may think is an alien at first
Singer: “Did you see that alien playing the bass?”
Guitarist: “no that’s just Swole Yates!”
by Whip cream God May 20, 2019
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gay kid who is obsessed with hentai sovs
also he gay waut i mentioned that
Tyler Spencer-Yates, why is your profile picture an ahegao?
by an0nym0ose May 7, 2018
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A ginger who hates his mother and has a crippling nicotine addiction he loves food and hit puberty in the 10th grade he has a android phone with a messed up screen but that doesn’t stop him from Snap chatting his friend tristen Cox’s lover Lexi Starr he is usually made fun of by others and his best friend samuel hines let’s him stay at his house as long as he wants and play his Xbox at any time he works at jacks and hates his co workers he makes fun of dead people and will be a virgin forever
Guy 1: who is that

Tristen Cox: that’s Peyton Yates bitch
by Kingcrip July 15, 2019
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