YATWB

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You Ain't Tiger Woods Baby. A parody of YAGB (You Ain't Grizz Baby), meaning you can't hit those no-scopes like zzirGrizz, a famous Call of Duty sniper.

YATWB was coined by aMOODIEswede, another famous COD sniper, after he tweeted that he wanted to go golf (he said he used to be really good). It basically means that you can't golf like Tiger Woods (respectedly).

Guy: Damn, I just hit 3 hole-in-ones in a row!! I'm the best!
Tiger Woods and aMOODIEswede: No man, YATWB!

YATWB by Trake August 2, 2010

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YAWB

You are welcome bruh

"Thank you"
"YAWB"

YAWB by Magnileve May 13, 2020

Yatbomeatooamd

You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires

It’s always what are doing never yatbomeatooamd

Yatbomeatooamd by Lady Whisperdown April 8, 2022

YATBPIK

Abbreviation for You Are The Biggest Pussy I Know. One of the newest, most disgraceful words in the english language provoking feelings of deep despair and suicidal thoughts. The person being "raved" on is made a social outcast and complete bitch to people in his/her life. The term refers to a person just being a pussy, but since there is so much emphasis in saying that the person is a pussy, the fag getting wrecked must inquire as to why a person or group of people hate him that much. For this reason, the person feels that he/she must kill him/herself, and with valid reason.

Alex: Hey guys! Want to go out tonight for some drinks?
Augie: Are you sure you want to do that?
Alex: Yea of course! Why?
Augie: Because the last time you had a beer in your hands you nursed that shit until it got warm.
Alex: Screw you dude.
Augie: You were tipsy when you took two sniffs of your beer you pussy.
Bobby: Yea you were pretty gay.
Dito: And I saw you make out with some dude with a scarf in the bathroom.
Ralph: Will you please just come out of the closet and admit that you're gay already? We all saw gay porn on your computer.
Alex: Screw you guys, I'm going to play online poker.
Dito: No wait! You can come as long as you don't finger yourself in the corner of the bar like you did last time.
Bobby: And you have to take the vibrator out of your ass before we go.
Alex: Fuck you guys I'm not going.
Ralph: I knew it, YATBPIK.

YATBPIK by Ralphi April 8, 2010

Yawbus

subway backwards.

"you went to subway without us !" - Kyle an pals
"No we went to yawbus" - Meg and pals

Yawbus by Antiriv September 16, 2010

YaTwice

a Name for some one who owns hard, or who is very popular.

That guy is very popular, He must be YaTwice!

YaTwice by YaTwice May 23, 2004

YATBO

An acronym for You Are The Bloody One, used in text messaging, facebook, twitter, etc. It is an affectionate call that was probably first coined in the UK.

Should not be confused with YATO, meaning the slightly less affectionate You Are The One.

Person 1: Hey lad, want to come to my birthday party?
Person 2: Hell yes! YATBO.

YATBO by hairy hat man April 22, 2010

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026