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Y.O.G.M.O 

Acronym for You Only Get Murdered Once.

Pronounciation: |jəɡmoʊ|
1) It is a proper counter-response to those who scream YOLO at very inconvenient and often inappropriate times.

2)exclamation describing negative and often hateful emotions to person who the speaker believes deserves neither happiness nor life.
Man 1: "Look at that bitch. I'm gonna go talk to her! YOLO."
Man 2: Did you really just say YOLO in real life!? Ugh. Y.O.G.M.O
Y.O.G.M.O by Kvaromind July 1, 2012
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s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Acronym for: Let me go down on you til you cum on my face
Person 1 “lets fuck”
Person 2 “nah L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F instead”

O.M.G.I.M.Y.

Stands for "Oh my god I'm missing you." Also a song off The Amity Affliction's 2016 album This Could Be Heartbreak.
"My heart is breaking slowly, o.m.g.i.m.y."

W.Y.G.O.W.M? 

*passing notes*
Steve: Hey Cassie, W.Y.G.O.W.M?

Cassie: Oh of course Steve! A million times yes!
W.Y.G.O.W.M? by dontuseyourrealname64 February 16, 2010

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c
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