A Wroner is when an erection is inspired at an inappropriate time or at a time when a person would not expect to have wood. Hence the name "Wroner" (for the layperson, Wrong + Boner= Wroner) For example if one were to get a firm-on while watching two men have sex, or watching a snuff film, or even something non sexual like eating lunch this is considered a wroner.
" Johnny got a wroner watching his sister in her two-piece out by the pool today, classic!"
"Dude when I heard about those people dying on that train, i looked down and to my surprise I had a wroner! I need to see a doctor man"
" Bob you're staring at this man intently with a wroner, down boy down!"
"Dude when I heard about those people dying on that train, i looked down and to my surprise I had a wroner! I need to see a doctor man"
" Bob you're staring at this man intently with a wroner, down boy down!"
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Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.
This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.
This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.
"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov
If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.
If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.
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by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006
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Wrongrolian is spoken extensively however not commonly understood even by those close to the community.
Wrongrolian is spoken extensively however not commonly understood even by those close to the community.
Phrase's in Wrongrolian: 'Zeeees iz amateus hour'
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Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.
You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.
Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.
You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.
Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."
Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"
Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"
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