Wroner 

A Wroner is when an erection is inspired at an inappropriate time or at a time when a person would not expect to have wood. Hence the name "Wroner" (for the layperson, Wrong + Boner= Wroner) For example if one were to get a firm-on while watching two men have sex, or watching a snuff film, or even something non sexual like eating lunch this is considered a wroner.

" Johnny got a wroner watching his sister in her two-piece out by the pool today, classic!"

"Dude when I heard about those people dying on that train, i looked down and to my surprise I had a wroner! I need to see a doctor man"

" Bob you're staring at this man intently with a wroner, down boy down!"

Wroner by Boogida August 23, 2011

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Wronger than wrong 

Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.

This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.

"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov

If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.

Wronger than wrong by catsgotmytongue October 7, 2010

Wronker 

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)

"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"

Wronker by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006

Wrongrolian 

A resident of Wrongrolia, an imaginary country situated in Eastern Europe. Known inhabitants are Dom Polski and Stanley Skolmski, famous for the Winter Hot Dog Roast. Juniorous is the upcoming amateus.
Wrongrolian is spoken extensively however not commonly understood even by those close to the community.

Phrase's in Wrongrolian: 'Zeeees iz amateus hour'

Wrongrolian by Skolmski March 8, 2011

Way wronger 

Aussie smack for something so excessively wrong that you shit and wet your pants at the same time

She shat her pants on the tram it was so way wronger.

Way wronger by Blonde February 28, 2017

Woner 

A woman boner

Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.

You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.

Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."

Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"

Woner by KDanger406 June 13, 2010