wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014