Woodry

A magical, mystical being that can do anything. Sometimes found walking appearing as Liam Neeson, A unicorn, and sometimes the mythical "morning Wood" closely compared to the ultimate Chuck Norris, as he is his first(and three quarters) cousin. Do not make him mad, or you will never get your shoe back again.

"A wild Woodry appeared! What should we do? Bow down and serve it pizza of course! "

by RHCPFTW August 20, 2012

woody

(n) A wooden roller coaster

I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie

by kwood4800 May 6, 2006

woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer

'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'

by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Woodyard

The location of wood behind the Ag-Building at West Muskingum High School

"Fuck Showalter, Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Jones, are you wearing safety glasses?" "Yes." "NO your not! Get to the WOODYARD!"

"Sheets, I don't want to hear your bitching, now get to the WOODYARD!"

"Awww Hell! Shumate, Out of the WOODYARD, and off your ass and on your knees!"

"Kanka, Ball, Helser, quit being queer, and get to the WOODYARD!"

"Showalter, did you make a facebook account with my name? Your kicked out of the WOODYARD forever!"

by Joshua Showalter May 24, 2008

Woodrow Wilson Middle School

Ranked 2nd highest bullied school in CT. Is often described as 'Ghetto' and not well disciplined. School is very run-down and not a very pleasant sight. Teachers describe the students to be very disrespectful and rude. Do not recommend bringing students to this school.

In Woodrow Wilson Middle School Classrom:

Teacher "Please sit in your seat"

Student "Don't tell me what to do, i don't like you."

In MIDDLETOWN CT.

by hihowyoudoinn August 21, 2012

woodyized

the process of male genitalia going from limp to rock hard from a thought, image, or by the touch.

shizzy, that stripper bending over just got me woodyized.

by Dr.B0B June 21, 2006

Woody Handshake

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.

Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!

by TheHandshake May 20, 2015