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Wonder Jar 

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.
Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."
Wonder Jar by CATFOOODS March 6, 2012
Words you can keep
Usually means awesome, fabulous, wonderful...stuff to that effect. It has a German origin. Can be used sarcastically.
Example #1
Dude 1- "Wonderbar. I just finished my term-paper!"

Example #2
Dude 1- "I broke your table last night after we got drunk."
(Akward pause)
Dude1- "Well...I'll see ya." (runs off)
Dude 2- "Wonderbar"
Wonderbar by Lolli9192 October 13, 2009

Wondertard 

Someone who is even dumber than a retarted person.
Tina is so freaking stupid, she's a Wondertard! She makes regular dumb seem smart.
Wondertard by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008
The movie was wonderbar.
Wonderbar by Scarlet February 12, 2005

wonderware

me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!
wonderware by Loafer April 29, 2004

wondertart 

The wondertart is from the hit game "Cuphead" witch is notoriously known for its spike of difficulty over the years and it's newest release "The Delicious Last Course" it got even harder. Chef Salt Baker was trying to help Cuphead and Mugman bring there dearest friend Ms. Chalice back to life as previously realeasing her from the third mausoleum in the base game, when Cuphead and Mugman step on the new ilse for the first time and Ms. Chalice popped out of a "Astral Portal" she brang a "Astral cookie" and told Mugman to eat it. And so he did and swapped places with Ms. Chalice so she was the alive one and Mugman was dead, Cuphead and Mugman and Ms. Chalice ran to the number one chef in the ilse Mr. Salt baker and they entered his bakery. Then out of know where the finicky cookie swapped Mugman and Ms. Chalice places again! But don't worry Chef said he could make a pastry that will make Ms. Chalice alive again with no problems it's called the wondertart. But you will have to beat all the bosses on the ilse to get all of the ingredients, but after you do Salt baker twisted the story and be came the final boss for the DLC.
"We have came for the wondertart" Cuphead 2022
wondertart by Eroccky October 12, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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