Wonder Jar

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.

Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."

by CATFOOODS March 6, 2012

Wonderbar

Usually means awesome, fabulous, wonderful...stuff to that effect. It has a German origin. Can be used sarcastically.

Example #1
Dude 1- "Wonderbar. I just finished my term-paper!"

Example #2
Dude 1- "I broke your table last night after we got drunk."
(Akward pause)
Dude1- "Well...I'll see ya." (runs off)
Dude 2- "Wonderbar"

by Lolli9192 October 13, 2009

Wondertard

Someone who is even dumber than a retarted person.

Tina is so freaking stupid, she's a Wondertard! She makes regular dumb seem smart.

by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008

Wonderbar

A new way to say Wonderful.

The movie was wonderbar.

by Scarlet February 12, 2005

wonderware

Particularly stunning undies.

me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!

by Loafer April 29, 2004

wondertart

The wondertart is from the hit game "Cuphead" witch is notoriously known for its spike of difficulty over the years and it's newest release "The Delicious Last Course" it got even harder. Chef Salt Baker was trying to help Cuphead and Mugman bring there dearest friend Ms. Chalice back to life as previously realeasing her from the third mausoleum in the base game, when Cuphead and Mugman step on the new ilse for the first time and Ms. Chalice popped out of a "Astral Portal" she brang a "Astral cookie" and told Mugman to eat it. And so he did and swapped places with Ms. Chalice so she was the alive one and Mugman was dead, Cuphead and Mugman and Ms. Chalice ran to the number one chef in the ilse Mr. Salt baker and they entered his bakery. Then out of know where the finicky cookie swapped Mugman and Ms. Chalice places again! But don't worry Chef said he could make a pastry that will make Ms. Chalice alive again with no problems it's called the wondertart. But you will have to beat all the bosses on the ilse to get all of the ingredients, but after you do Salt baker twisted the story and be came the final boss for the DLC.

"We have came for the wondertart" Cuphead 2022

by Eroccky October 12, 2022