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A scale for rating the pervy-ness of a nerd. The ratings are as follows, from least to greatest:

1. Sheldon Cooper- has no interest in sex. At all.
2. Leonard Hoffsteader- sweet, kind, slightly awkward, tends to fall head over heels into the friend zone.
3. Raj- very interested in weird sex, but can't talk to women. Literally.
4. Howard Wolowitz- creepy, pervy, has a mating call, will not shut up.
Okay, so there's this guy in my computer class, and he is super great with computers and all, but he totally broke the Wolowitz Scale.

Eeeewww, don't talk to him!
by SharkBaitPotatoe October 08, 2014
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