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Wolib stands for: Waste of life inconsiderate bastard. Refers to people who generally show no consideration for others and have not provided a future for themselves in anyway. They are likely to die before the age of 35 and often originate from the New Jersey area.

Pronounced as wol-i-b.
Other spellings include: Woliby
Damn we can't get coffee anymore from the kitchen since some fucking wolib broke the pot.
Wolib by Masta Ahn December 6, 2009
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WolfBlitzer 

To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.
Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
WolfBlitzer by sdsongster May 15, 2013
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wolfbiker 

a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.

then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says "wolfbiker, bitch."

at that moment, you reply "youre right. wolfbiker."

then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
wolfbiker by craig blisten August 6, 2007
Walking Around Looking Important But Fucking Useless - for the boss/manager that always looks busy but contributes fuck all.
My managing director is a such a walibfu!
walibfu by SG Aussie December 10, 2020

A Wolbes 

When you are gaming with your friends and suddenly leave without telling them.

This can easily be done by pressing your power button on your console or pc, while simultaneously being in a discord call or a party.

For best effect do this during an activity that is really important or where you are needed. (Best example of this is leaving a ranked game on rainbow six siege or CSGO)
Wow he really pulled a Wolbes, what a dick.
A Wolbes by Woolberry December 26, 2019
A redheaded fuck that has brown eyebrows and a 50/50 ratio of red and brown pubes.
wolbers, how the hell do you have brown eyebrows?

beware of the wolbers, his kind falls in love easily and stays sour about the break up for months to come.

as we can see, the wolbers gives into addictions very easily, quitting and picking up smoking constantly, depending on how whipped he's feeling that week by his girlfriend.

the only way to properly destroy a wolbers is with a tree nut.

hey kids, see that thing sucking the dick of Dave Grohl, lead singer of Food Fighters? we call that a wolbers!
Wolbers by wolbs525 December 9, 2010
annie like to wolbem
wolbem by havalaf January 10, 2008
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