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Woburn, Ma

A town wicked close to Boston. The water is really bad because most of the town used to be tannerys, actually some kids died from drinking it. There are some nice neighborhoods, but overall this town is kinda a ghetto. Kids generally act like they're gangsta even if they're wihite.... about 75% of the town has weed, pot, or any other drug you can think of. West woburn is ok, a little boring- the east is a little run down and the middle is full of brazillians. The north is where most of the partying and pot happens- the most ghetto part of town. Kids here are really annoying and try to act gangsta. The girls who are about 12 dress like they're 20 and stuff there itty-bitty bras. The guys just think there the hottest shit. There have been multiple bomb threats at Woburn High and quite a few pregnacies. Our athletics are actualy wicked good and we absoulutly HATE our next door town winchester (a bunch of rich ass snobs who add "izzy" to the end of everything) Us, the woo, are so much better then those posers. Our center is actually pretty nice; a ton of restaurants there... but the rest of it is run down. Anyways, The Woo is an okay place.
" Ye imma go smoke some weed with my crack whore girlfriend" -12 year old kidd from the woo
"Damn i hate those shit ugly asses from winchester" -everyone in woburn, Ma
Woburn, Ma by GOWOO May 15, 2010

Woburn, Massachusetts 

City at the northwest edge of Greater Boston, where route 93 and I-95 intersect. Really isn't that bad of a place, but isn't somwhere you'd want to spend your whole life. Mostly populated by Italians, Irish, and Hispanics.
Also has a really nice movie theater and a pretend mall.
Don't drink the water in Woburn, Massachusetts. You might get cancer.
Woburn, Massachusetts by sksee April 14, 2006

Woburn, Massachusetts 

this town is north of boston and is a complete shit hole. every white teenager that lives in this pit thinks he is a Blood or Crip. I dated a girl that lived in Woburn once and found out she was a hooker like every other girl in this sad, sad town. Each time I unfortunatly drive through Woburn I see pathetic white teenage boys dressed all thugged out in their flatt brimmed hats and jerseys and bandanas. Face it, its Woburn not East Los Angles.
Tony: Hey Bob, lets go to the movies in Woburn, Massachusetts!
Bob: Hey Tony, fuck Woburn, that place is a shit hole. We can go there and laugh at all of the wannabe gangmembers!
Woburn, Massachusetts by jj1212 October 10, 2005

Woburn, Massachusetts 

City just North of Boston where 93 and 95 intersect. Referred to the people who live there as the "wu". Has town pride out the ass GO TANNERS. People tend to generally be gangsta, but you can't include everyone in that statement. It's a place where a lot of tragedy happens to young adults..too many deaths at too young an age.

Also a place where the girls can drink just as much as the guys can. Overall, its not a bad place, but you don't want to be stuck living there your whole life.
john: hey let's go to woburn, Massachusetts for that party we heard about
tim: you sure kid, I hear woburn's kinda ghetto
john: nah, it'll be a good time