Wizard Trash

The Wizarding world's equivalent of white trash. Wizard Trash refers to any group of low class, poor, and generally inbred pure-blood wizards who live in the slummy outskirts of Muggle societies.

Cecilia: My God, what an eyesore! Can't your father have those people evicted, Tom?

Tom Riddle Sr: That shack isn't ours. It belongs to a Wizard Trash family named the Gaunts. Don't look at them, Cecilia, darling.

Wizard Trash by Drewnina March 29, 2009

The Trash Can Wizard 

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.

If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.

The Trash Can Wizard by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009