Window Kissing

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.

When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.

by Carter Hamilton March 11, 2012

window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

by Pluggy Poo February 20, 2014