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A prick who can't deal with someone trying to talk about someone else for a change. A Willphard also talks behind people's backs.
That person is a Willphard. He said I was annoying and talked to them to much if they wanted me to stop then they should have said it to my face.
by Ema July 21, 2016
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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