A quaint little section of Plattsburgh, NY considered by locals to be it's own town. Wiggle Town is filled with many colorful folk, from the man that sells potatoes out of the back of his truck, to the man that sells honey out of the back of his truck. Wigglers are typically red necks, welfare recipients, drunks, drug addicts or dealers, or general scummy people. However, their are some unfortunate souls who simply can't afford to move anywhere else. Residents of wiggle town typically live one of the many trailer parks or small shacks Wiggle Town has to offer. All Wiggle Town dwellings are falling apart, and contain lawn decorations such as bath-tub Marys, cars and trucks in various states of disrepair, as well as the occasional school bus. Most yards also come complete with their own race car, or derby car loaded and ready for the local Airborne Speedway. A true Wiggler's Truck and collection of dirtbikes, four wheelers, snowmobiles, etc is worth far more than his dwelling. And if you are a true Wiggler then you know after wandering around drunk in your pajamas, the best thing to do is go meet your girlfriend-sister at the Wiggle Town Walmart (Yeah, it says that on their shirts!)/redemption center for an ice cream!
-Hey man, wanna come with me to Plattsburgh and get something to eat?
-OK, just take the interstate, i don't want to go through Wiggle Town again
-OK, just take the interstate, i don't want to go through Wiggle Town again
by notmyrealnameyo March 17, 2011