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Whoreaura 

The words whore and aura mashed together. Basically when you can tell if someone’s a hoe just by their vibe.
Dude 1: I’m looking for a wifey.
Dude 2: What about them over there?
Dude 1: No thanks, she has a major whoreaura.
Whoreaura by Boxyoga August 24, 2021
Words you can keep

Whoredorable

How to describe a hot slut/prostitute to others, without making it seem like you want to screw her, incriminating yourself as dirty or desperate.
You - That bitch is whoredorable, look at that cleavage.

Random - what the hell is wrong with you? half the football team tapped that.

You - stfu, she is a still a whore. Don't you play football?

Random - *awkward silence*
Whoredorable by Senor El Soupo March 26, 2012

Whoreangatang 

A woman who climbs all over a mans nuts.
whoreangatang nuts
Whoreangatang by TexKitten May 21, 2009

whorecraft

The funniest porn I have ever heard of. It supposedly circles around that plot of that game World of Warcraft, so no doubt it will get all those pale shut-ins out there off in their spare time between pwning all the n00bs they can find.
Billy-"Did you here about the newest Whorecraft!!! A wood elf gets double teamed by an undead and a troll!!!"

Frank-I am never speaking to you again.
whorecraft by blufire March 6, 2007

Whoreasaurus

A female or group of females who live in the wild and tend to hunt in packs. They prey on the male species and relentlessly eat your heart out of your loving chest.

They often lie, cheat, sleep with you post break up, or call to say that they are sleeping with another man. In order to survive an attack we suggest you fall to the ground and just hand over your wallet and sometimes in extreme cases years of your life.
Tom: So basically, I was going to marry my girlfriend until I found out she was a Whoreasaurus.

Matt: So wait...she's single now?
Whoreasaurus by KenSmokes April 30, 2010

whoreporate 

Pronunciation Key -hohr-per-it, -prit

–adjective
1. One in a corporate position who basks in the glow of corporate culture, lifestyle, and policy.
2. One who is in a corporate atmosphere and thrives in the pomp and circumstance involved with such type of element.
"Ever since they moved Mel from retail into Merchandising, he's been soaking it up. He's putting everything into spreadsheets, buying office supplies... he's even bought a suit. I think he's really gone whoreporate."
whoreporate by Romel Autus December 1, 2006

whoreporation 

Noun: a corrupt, self-interested transnational business that frequently puts profits above even the most minimum concern for employees, customers and the environment.
What are you going to do about it? That whoreporation is notorious for using slave labor.
whoreporation by Busky August 4, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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