An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.

The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.

Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.
by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021
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