Whibbet
The antichrist of the theory gravity. A Whibbet is a theoretical living organism first maybe discovered by a leading scientist at the onion university. This creature sees when people send objects heavenward doesn't want people to lose their things like any loving friend. Thus, the Whibbets are then obligated by conscience to catch said objects and send them back down to their rightful owners. However, they can see human intentions, and thus when the humans send objects into space, the Whibbets do not interfere and send the object back to earth until the humans want it to come back
When a ball is thrown into the air, a Whibbet is what sends that ball back so it does not soar out into space
Whibbet by Le fan de la onion December 17, 2011
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