Skip to main content
A Whemmer is a noun used to describe someone who puts absolutely little to no effort into anything they do.

It can also be used to describe something that has had no effort put into it.
Example 1---
Guy 1: "Jimmy doesn't do anything, he doesn't shower, nibba doesn't take care of himself."
Guy 2: "Fuckin' whemmer!"

Example 2---
Person 1: "This fucking piece of shit"
Person 2: "It's a fucking whemmer, man. Don't get cheep shit."
Whemmer by Rogerth@! July 27, 2018
Whemmer mug front
Get the Whemmer mug.
See more merch

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.
Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

whammered 

Dude, we got so whammered last night!
whammered by Carol Creel December 30, 2007

So how about those Whammers? 

Segway: Implies that we are off topic for #star_citizen
<Anything off topic said for an extended period>

"So how about those Whammers?"
A heterosexual individual who appears homosexual or camp, however is in denial .

Whammers are only official after the discovery of a wham cd in there collection.
Luke you look like such a Whammer. Get out of those jean shorts or at least grow a moustache.
Whammer by Carlton Jr June 1, 2011

whammers 

Mate 1: Dude, did you see the whammers on that?

Mate 2: No mate, gutted.

Mate 1: nods to himself knowing he is the lucky one
whammers by Chump Change October 13, 2005
It’s is a an annoying piece of fecal matter that refuses to go down the toilet when flushed and just won’t go away
Dude, quit being a wemmer
Wemmer by B0gard March 7, 2019