what the duece

An exlaimation of astonished confusion. Similar to the phrase "What the Hell" or "Holy Shit".

Little Billie: "Mom the dog got stuck in the garden hose again!"

Mom: "What the duece!"

by PhilipRyan April 27, 2006

WHAT THA DUECE!

When an event, act, or opinion doesn't make any sense, is stupid or just plain fucked up; To be appalled by the actions or comments of someone else.

KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?... I'm having laser hair removal!

RED: WHAT THA DUECE!

by wudupyo11 May 14, 2009