Whamboozle 

Verb: To Whamboozle - When a man as gay as George Michael manages to bamboozle a woman into falling in love with him.
Past tense: Whamboozled

George Clooney whamboozled Stacey Keibler for at least a year.

Whamboozle by Dr_Dray September 4, 2013

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

Shamboozlery 

Utter and completely ridiculous goofy situations; often encompassing the usage of midgets, farm animals and/or trained dancing poodles.

$200 a ticket for a midget puppet show? Lets shine this Shamboozlery.

That shindig at Mark's was complete Shamboozlery, the donkey show was the last straw.

Shamboozlery by Mark D'Antonio December 27, 2007

shamboozlery 

Utter and complete goofiness

When I stumbled upon the 'midget and farm animal' theme party it was compete shamboozlery

shamboozlery by Mark D'Antonio July 24, 2008

whamboozeled 

Wasted, hammered, tanked, slammed, fucked up, drunk dude.

You and your buddies went out drank way too much and got whamboozeled.

whamboozeled by Just another Floozy October 8, 2009

Shamboozled 

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.

"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."

Shamboozled by DB, Beej August 4, 2008

hamboozle 

to purposely say outlandish shit with intent to shock your co-workers; esp. the more stiff co-workers that will inevitably react to the ridiculousness you create.

I tried to convince Rachel that Zac was totally naked for the inspection, but she had that skeptical look in her eye. Apparently I can't hamboozle her like you can Kevin.

hamboozle by Em.Tee.H September 2, 2010