Wesplanation 

A very long and useless explanation of a topic you don't really care about. No real explanation is ever given but the wes telling the story thinks he has somehow explained everything.

Nothing they say would ever fit in this box. Ask a wes a question and you will likely get a wesplanation. Then punch him in the face.

Wesplanation by Dickner December 14, 2010

wexplanation 

a long-winded explanation, often including random tangents and/or unnecessary details and sometimes tainted with an air of defensiveness

So, I was at the drug store, you know the one on the corner of Altisima and Margarita Road, to buy some antifungal cream, but you know, not for anything gross, I just get these rashes because I work out so much, and the clerk, who looked a lot like that one actor, you know the one it that movie that was out last year, with the girl and the car, anyway he was so rude... OK, I know this is a wexplanation, you assholes, just listen to my story. Anyway...

wexplanation by k&J-doggg October 21, 2011