by SheepsBottom June 07, 2009
A werebadger is a lonely fat loser, who is totally in love with a scruffy looking stoner. The were badger is known to have breath that smells like a thousand burning piles of shit and old people. The werebadger human form is a fat roundish teenager, he is a follower to the greatest extent and is known to wear the same thing everyday of his life. He also tires to copy the people around him and thinks he is a ladies badger. But when the moon is full he transforms into the werebadger. When this happens he has an undying lust for elderly women and young boys. He will sting them with sick ass breath drag them to his lair and dress them up like the stoner he’s in love with and then he fucks them. And after they to become werebadger and must bring him a stoner every full moon. A way to tell if you see a werebadger is if he waddles and has very stinky breath.
by Bo Bo The Wigger April 21, 2005