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Weinshank 

A lovely human being with a fondness for complaining and making herself feel unloved. This in turn makes everyone around Weinshank dislike her. Most Weinshanks feature pasty pale skin, a large nose, and frizzy/curly black hair. Most Weinshanks also have the inability to coordinate clothing colors/styles together and thus form very interesting outfits that you really don't want to look at but somehow you can't help yourself. Fear the Weinshank!
"Damn girl, mixing plaid and polka dots?! WHAT A WEINSHANK!"

"Sorry...I just feel like I have no friends anymore."
Weinshank by TiffanyGirl89sex February 15, 2009
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A very kind girl. One of the most understanding people you will meet in your life. Secretly mugs very hard and has soaring high IQ. However they are very humble and prefers very much to be lowkey, hence only those with the sharpest eyes can see through her! She is very picky of her friends though, only those with a kind heart, a good character and a nice personality gets to be her friend, if you're her friend, be HONOURED. A gem that you have to treasure with all your heart. Shy and cute.
Girl: "Who should I be friends with?"
Wise girl: "Weishan for sure. You will not want to miss a gem like her!"
Weishan by icemochi August 29, 2021

weinsack 

Another name for your ballsack, usually used in a funny, non-serious way. When someone is pestering/bugging you, instead of saying to "stop" or "knock it off" an alternative is "hop off my weinsack!"
Tool: Hey bro , wheres my money?
You: Hop off my weinsack! I'll give it to you eventually
weinsack by Frank Cumberdale April 27, 2014
a wenshan is an critically endangered sub species of human . A wenshan is very elusive and only appears and talks to a chosen few. It is even harder to befriend a wenshan.

Wenshans are very witty and smart, and likes making jokes and she also gets good results.
A few things you should watch out when faced with a wenshan is that her grandma level is 1000% and she may kill you with her bare hands.
yesterday i saw a wenshan, i’m really glad i’m still alive today!
Wenshan by Itoshiis September 9, 2019

weishanize 

to excessively overeat; become obese
The fat woman, seeing the donuts, began to weishanize.
weishanize by fcsgoalie13 August 4, 2005

weinsack 

the ball sack attached to the tiny wein you have.
shut the fuck up weinsack.

fuck you, you sweaty weinsack.
weinsack by Pattywhakker December 9, 2008

WetShank 

When you pierce the skin of an opponent with your wet erect penis. Have caution when preforming the wetshank as it may result in testicle Down syndrome
John just wetshanked that police man
WetShank by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 20, 2017