The way a Newsmax-for-Kids addict describes themselves to avoid the word Wepubwican.
"The ewection was STOWWEN! It was WIGGED!", said Kafween, hands on her hips, "and the wioteuws weuw weawy antifa, sent by Nancy PEWOSI to dicwedit Twump. Waging Wibeweuws twy to BWAME it on patwiots what fwew the Confedewate fwag and bwought guns into the chambeuw. What PWANET awe they ON???!! I am a Wegisteuwed Independent what onwy happens to vote Wepubwican evewy time to Keep Amewica Gweat!!"
by Monkey's Dad January 8, 2021
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