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WeedBeard 

Facial hair generally let grown out by someone who is always high and therefore too lazy to shave. It it usually not a full fledge beard but more scruff. Can be found in groups of stoner friends.
Chooch you're so baked all the time shave that weedbeard of yours its getting sick. You'll never get to pull a robert munch with that
WeedBeard by shaystuff3535 June 22, 2009
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Weedtards 

A group of friends from Bloomington Indiana that participate in illegal activities.
Bruh all the Weedtards should link this weekends.
Weedtards by Relmcracker October 25, 2019

Where's Weedhead 

When your weedhead's gone missing.
Alfie: Anyone seen Aidan?
Max: Yeah, where's Weedhead at?

weedhead 

n. One who is habitually intoxicated by marijuana.
weedhead by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Weedarded 

Used when you have smoked to much weed and you can no longer speak properly or move very much.
e.g. 1:

"What's wrong with Jim-Bob?"

"He's weedarded cos he's been smoking all night."

e.g. 2:

"What was wrong with you, you made no sense last night?"

"I smoked far to much last night and got weedarded and now i've got a wangover."
Weedarded by Praha_666 November 12, 2009

Weebtard 

A weebtard is a weeaboo (White person obsessed with japanese culture and anime) who is also retarded. One may argue that all weeaboos are retarded; suggesting all weeaboos are then weebtards. That would be correct.
I called the 40 year old virgin a weebtard and he then pulled a katana on me.

weedtarded 

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.
What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.
weedtarded by Weedtarded February 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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