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Weed friend

Friend(s) that only hang out with you to split the bill on the cannabis your buying. Then they leave after buying or smoking.
A weed friend is not a real friend, more an associate, and probably cares little about you. If it's not on the topic of money or drugs he won't be interested in anything you have to say.
Try to find better friends.
Ex: My weed friend, Oscar, only hangs out with me if I have 5 down on it.
by DomeSyndrome August 26, 2013
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Weed Only Friend

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009
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weed fiend

One who scams, tabs, bums or in some severe cases thieves another persons ganja and/or finds persuasive tactics to make the smoking of the herb more pleasurable to his/herself by diminishing the enjoyment of fellow marijuana smokers, or by denying any buds to spare to there always generous buddies who are really croking for a toking.
Examples:
1.You don't have a bud to spare do you? I smoked all mine.
2.Listen man, your going to have to keep the bowl brewing for me, my hands are to cold.
3.Thanks for smoking me up man, ill pay you later, i need my five bucks to get a half.
4.Come on man, i coughed, that doesn't count as a puff.
5.Oh sorry dude, i thought you said five puff pass.
6.Thanks for lending me your pipe bro, i cleaned all the rezzin out for you.
7.Sorry man i have to nip this joint, i need some for when i get home.
8.I smoke up with a weed fiend and didn't get high :(
by billy boy bottle rocket June 16, 2008
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weed fiend

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.
"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."
by qqki June 23, 2020
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Weed Fiend

Someone who fiends for weed
i.e. Will Ennis is a Weed Fiend
by tombell24 June 5, 2009
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