Weed Wizard 

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.

"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"

Weed Wizard by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019

Weed Wizard 

Somebody who goes about their everyday life pretending to have no association with drugs or more specifically marijuana, yet gives everyone the impression that they are a stoner.

Our teacher is such a weed wizard its not even funny.

How do Ralph's parents not know he is a total weed wizard?

Weed Wizard by A Kadz November 17, 2011

wizard weed

Herbal blends intended for smoking. Usually sold out of stoner magazines, they have names such as "Jamaican 420 buds" or "Wizard's Smoke" and are completely legal for sale. Wizard weed does not give the user a high of any sort, and serves only to satisfy the urge to light something on fire and inhale the result.

Charlie: "I just bought an ounce of grass and it only cost me $25!"

Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"

wizard weed by hellphish January 20, 2009

weedwizard

Complete mad lad and alround sick cunt and always Has the weeds you needs.

Fuck WeedWizard is a sick cunt and has the weeds I needs!

weedwizard by Made by a mad lad May 23, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019