Wausel 

Part of the retard dialect. Wausel is a word commonly used by those who speak retard to describe Spiked Cider or Apple Pie Shots.

Girl 1: Hey! are you making Wausel there?

Guy 1: No you fucking retard, its Spiked Cider.

Wausel by Steven Glansberg the III November 12, 2011

wusel 

a group of really cool people, also known as wilderndewusel

they are all pretty cool and funny, but one especially.
they are the best of friends and will be together forever <3

1: hey, have you seen the wusel anywhere?

2: yea, they are so drunk they started dancing..

wusel by weristjule May 20, 2020

Wassell 

A Wassell is the Guy at the Bar buying the drinks, and serving the Laughs, Honourable and sincere in their Intentions, and loyal to a Fault, first to jump in to defend the weak from the tyrannical, always has your back in a conflict if you're the righteous party, A spiritual Being born of Forest, and Lunar energy, the light of the Universe flows within a Wassell.

Look!?! A Wassell, haven't seen one of those in a while, owning that scene as per!

Wassell by TheEmpathicDiction July 31, 2018

schnuffle waufel 

1. A faux German teddy bear.

2. A sexual position involving a bear and a waffle.

3. A bear hug that involves scrotal nudging and tipping.

4. A big hairy penis that looks like a bear's head.

"Hey baby, did you get that thing I wanted?"
"Oh, the Schnuffle Waufel?"
"It's cute and snug and fits just right!"

schnuffle waufel by stankyfangers96 June 1, 2021

wassels 

Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

wassels by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

wauseon ohio 

A shit hole in northwestern Ohio that's filled with thots and haters

Damn why do we have to go to wauseon Ohio where all the thots are

wauseon ohio by Imnotreal679 January 14, 2017

Wassel 

(Verb) To dress up like a scientist just so one can masturbate while wearing a lab coat and safety goggles.

Mike became so excited after he wasseled, he stained his saftey goggles and wiped them clean with his lab coat.

Wassel by Dr. Wassel May 27, 2003