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White Anglo Saxon Protestant Asshole. Usually male, but could be female if she's assholish enough.
Generally, a Waspole is any heterosexual White male asshole of Anglo Saxon and Protestant (United, Anglican, Lutheran, etc.) descent who insists that there is absolutely nothing wrong with the(ir) world and anybody else who claims injustice (usually at the hands of them) is just plain whining or insane.
Waspole by Ms Linguis March 13, 2018
Named for the infamous Canadian, N. Walpole, walpoling is the conscious decision to irk the living crap our of everyone around you by constantly pointing out the one thing that separates you from them, to point out that in one tiny area you are a have, rather than a have not. The true joy comes from knowing that soon, the walpoler will soon be just like everyone else.
"Dude, Nathan just walpoled me about his damn car again!"

"It's an element. That's more like he Dorsey'ed you."
walpole by G October 1, 2004

Wasposexual/Wasporomantic 

A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to wasps and wants to have sexual intercouse and/or romantic dates with them.
"That kid is a Wasposexual/Wasporomantic!"
"What why does he want to fuck a wasp?"

walpole high 

The place in walpole where people get high.
Cool people go to Walpole high
walpole high by forget it August 2, 2003
One of the more boring towns in Massachusetts, but it's high school sports are pretty kick-ass. Home to the Walpole Rebels
"Hey are you from Walpole?"
Walpole by Emily2120 January 25, 2009
a slang term for male genitalia used on the social media site twitter. often used in the twitter name of various members, usually as a last name, e.g. Fred Warpole.
him: i'd sure like to tickle your tonsils with my warpole

her: you'd better bury your face in my warhole if you ever expect that to happen.
Warpole by Lance Warpole May 22, 2012

walpole class of 2020 

Ugly grade which girls think are faggots and love to make music videos. They live bad bitches that's their fucking problem.
Walpole class of 2020 has some really cool music videos.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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