Warhammer Geek

Warhammer is a fantasy game that is the very definition of Geek. Instead of having a life, your at home painting and customizing little figures, that are really friggin' expensive. 60 dollars for 8 PLASTIC figures. So, staying up til' 3 in the morning playing with figures when your 21 is a major turn-off for girls. That's why some guys I know don't have a girlfriend yet, and probably never will unless they stop playing playing with that crap. And if your an adult reading this, this is exactly like dungeons and dragons, so it is not by any terms "cool". Some people say "who cares if its geeky, play it if you want to" While yes, thats true, people will seriously think you are nerdy, and that will damage your appearance with the "in crowd" Plus, while you could be learning how to play the guitar or drums during the summer, your in a shop with a bunch of geeks throwing plastic models and dice at each other.

COOL PERSON: Hey, whats up? Do you wanna go to that Mikey's party tonight?

WARHAMMER GEEK: Aw, sorry. I got to paint my army and fight my arch rival. I just got this new dodron piece. wanna check it out? and then I can tell you about my adventures!!

COOL PERSON: Uh, nah, thats okay man, Im fi-
WARHAMMER GEEK: So this one time, Captain armpit was up against three death droids. I thought I was gonna lose, but captain armpit used his butt-laser, and totally saved the army. And this other time, I-
COOL PERSON: Uh, sorry, I gotta go. *quickly walks back towards his car*

That was the first and last time the WARHAMMER GEEK was ever invited to party.

Warhammer Geek by Demondog September 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012