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Wanny Dots

1. Red lumps or bumps that appear on a vagina. Occur when shaving with a blunt razor.

2. An insult for a pointless person
1. Jonny "Had she neatened up for you?" Greg " Yeah, but she was covered in wanny dots"
2. "I've started waxing now, shaving gives me wanny dots.
3. "Donna is such a wanny dot"
by laughing cow June 4, 2013
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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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