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Wanky Leg 

A dance very similar to the "Stanky Leg" except that is involves masturbation. Often done in a large group (i.e. Circle Jerk). Invented by socially inept white guys who had learned the dance but realized that NO ONE LOOKS COOL DOING IT!!!11!11! And thus became depressed. Groups similar to Alcoholics Anonymous have pooped up as a result where you can go to perform the aforementioned dance in a group scene. No women can do this. So by doing this dance you instantly become gay.
Kieth: "Man, I wish I was as cool as Phillip and could do the Wanky Leg."

Eric: "No you don't. Everyone would think you were gay!"

Kieth: "... Erm..."
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wonky leg 

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~
Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!
wonky leg by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

Wank Legs 

When after a wank while standing up, the muscles in your legs cramp, causing mild but persistent pain.
X: "Dude, why do you always walk like a cowboy?"
Y: "I get really bad wank legs from jerking off so much while standing up. I just can't keep my hands off myself."
X: "You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend"
Y: "What's girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? Are you suggesting I might be gay?"
X: "Yes."
Wank Legs by miscapprox June 20, 2011

Legacy wank 

When you have a wank to somebody from your past for nothing more than old time sake
I tried to have a legacy wank to my ex girlfriend Marie, but I just couldn't get the rhythm going.
Legacy wank by The cunt lord June 3, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026