Wanky Leg 

A dance very similar to the "Stanky Leg" except that is involves masturbation. Often done in a large group (i.e. Circle Jerk). Invented by socially inept white guys who had learned the dance but realized that NO ONE LOOKS COOL DOING IT!!!11!11! And thus became depressed. Groups similar to Alcoholics Anonymous have pooped up as a result where you can go to perform the aforementioned dance in a group scene. No women can do this. So by doing this dance you instantly become gay.

Kieth: "Man, I wish I was as cool as Phillip and could do the Wanky Leg."

Eric: "No you don't. Everyone would think you were gay!"

Kieth: "... Erm..."

Wanky Leg by Muffinmanifestation May 9, 2010

wonky leg 

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

wonky leg by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

Wank Legs 

When after a wank while standing up, the muscles in your legs cramp, causing mild but persistent pain.

X: "Dude, why do you always walk like a cowboy?"
Y: "I get really bad wank legs from jerking off so much while standing up. I just can't keep my hands off myself."
X: "You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend"
Y: "What's girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? Are you suggesting I might be gay?"
X: "Yes."

Wank Legs by miscapprox June 20, 2011

Legacy wank 

When you have a wank to somebody from your past for nothing more than old time sake

I tried to have a legacy wank to my ex girlfriend Marie, but I just couldn't get the rhythm going.

Legacy wank by The cunt lord June 3, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004