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The grand prize winner of the wankers ball. Often called the chaffing quuen or the speminator, he plays nintendo every day and every week he does yoga until he reaches the ultimate goal of sucking his own weiner. After the sperm is layed upon his mighty fingers, he then thrusts the sperm into his butt while reapeating the words, i am successful.
Mike Throckmorton is the Wankin Joe.

Did you see that guy, he has potential to be wankin joe this year.

I love sperm
by Buddy May 30, 2004
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