Wankers Doo

When you call in for a friend after he has a wank, he will be sitting with a sweaty head and a greasy greasy hair"doo". Therefore he has a wankers doo

Knock Knock
whos there?
fred
aww ok come in
Jez sir uve a wile wankers doo, were u wanking
Aye i waz surely, very sweaty now

Wankers Doo by bob ewing, nothern ireland July 6, 2009

Wankers doom 

When Your uncle is feeling down and nothing can bring him back from the bad place

You know whats wrong with him don't you? He's got wankers doom.

Wankers doom by What's it to you friend? October 23, 2017

doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

doodle wankers by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022

wankerdoodle 

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

Wankerdoodle 

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

Wankerdoodle by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

wankerdoodles 

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.

"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

wankerdoodles by skitsoprenicwankerdoodle March 28, 2023

wankerdoodle 

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

wankerdoodle by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011